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Sunday, 25 July 2010

pre-approved facebook is dead committee



you have been pre-approved for the secret blog "why facebook facebooks" because you are the smartest people i know that  . . . facebook? i think you facebook (v.) . . .

i think you should be recognized for your significant contributions to the facebook folklore and for your significant wit capable of perhaps grasping the immanent intellectual doom we face if unbridled facebook continues at this pace unchecked by a counter propaganda war!

i want to enlist you as my antifacebook army!
declare it dead, take hostages, and retreat.

exact massive facebook depopulation such that they enact swedish style social benefits to get people to stay.

i want facebook universal health care and arts grants!
youtube is doing it!!~!~!

yee great facebookers, victims and warriors, yee!

eric hamilton, muse
yash choukhany, catalyst
dan diamond (maybe not)
james oscar (but satirically)
glenn nunes (for business)
dustin mosley (")
vikram singh (?)
andy clockwise (artfully)

new invites:
kyle parkinson, well . . . nice handguns!
um . . . 

am i going to hurt facebook's collective consciousness feelings?
will facebook shed one big p2p tear?



but i don't think any of you check your email since yr all on facebook so  . . .

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