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Sunday, 25 July 2010

other boring things besides facebook

airports
lines
DMV
post office
doctor's office
church
suburbs
TV
hospitals
comedy central
cnn
telephone
telemarketers
everything

but not the internet---the internet is full of exciting stuff like this:
http://www.crunchbase.com/company/facebook

look i think bono owns facebook!!!!
(u2 song here)
http://www.crunchbase.com/financial-organization/elevation-partners
because look this new investment company elevation partners with "bono rockstar" just rocked facebook
120M$
is that a lot of money?

can i repeat facebook makes me want to throw up all night long
i need a facebook exorcism
vik, darling?

smoking hot digital billboard "owned" by "Bono Rockstar"(???and gap and the red t-shirt people?????) and now it is going to save the world in the facebook/dead poets society OMG we are like all friends movie.  yeah so okay?

so then maybe then radiohead can sing back at facebook about how everything is so passe now that we are all equally facebook celebrities and bono is commodifying socialism and is a one world collective unpaid job/free internship/art project building a huge boring piece of digital junk.

OMG facebook is like totally saving the world
can i have five dollars?

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