a facebook song

we need pirate bay of facebook
to destroy facebook
to get through the dead links the gated fence around our friends
we need a way out of the digital prisons of our minds
the digital veils
i know telephones were annoying
and facebook is a good place to practice typing

but it felt so impersonal
when you said
"are you on facebook?"
and when i said "no"
you just just walked away.

i noticed beck is not  on facebook
is that because
he's an angry genexer like me
or he has better ways to waste his time
i guess so


i guess so

i rather be on a new blog dedicated exclusively to telling you all that  i think you have a disease called facebook

face book is cooties
it is a bathroom wall
for the unexpressed
the secret bloggers
whose work contracts forbid blogging
a direct precursor to book writing these days
you are enslaved


facebook is not freedom it a firewall
the failure to find new transmissions is
an opiate of sorts

i can't wait for a "human experience"
and therein someone will probably say
something utterly stupid

that will annoy me

which is why i am not on facebook
bc for the most part you are already annoying enough
in real life so much so
i have nightmares

about the telemarketing call center fundraising
for the apocolypse ground control maintenance center
and there is really very little you can do
comment on pictures

facebook is one gigantic hallmark card telling you
have a nice day
sorry about the oil spill
enjoy capitalism
enjoy war forever
enjoy narcolepsy

no health care
enjoy colonialism permutations and new subversions
the digitally enslaved
will have to come out of their digital bomb shelters
we can't all be anne frank anymore
not today
take take a bullet to the head or the eyes
criticize

dont participate
steal this book steal this car
does facebook really know who you are
or what you present
for your parents or freud
or your ex and your ex and your ex and your ex and all
of the exes who're stalking you on facebook

to know that you are okay?
and yet have deleted any reference to your existence?
defacebooked you so to say?


isn't it exhausting?
the social whirlwind
of being so petty everyday
in your playpen gagagoogoo
lalalalala lalala-ah