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Sunday, 25 July 2010

but why is your facebook secret?

oh, bc its boring.

i do not want to sign up.  i just want to watch a short video.

classic facebook marketing problem for my secret favorite band GOVERN IX.
the dead link.

this is what i get when i click on their facebook google results:

http://www.facebook.com/

helpful.

thank god i bootlegged them onto a soundcloud

http://soundcloud.com/maryeng1/04-track-govern-ix
to save them from complete digital obsurity/facebook exclusivity

oh, facebook!

keeping my friends secret so  (normal people) search engines cant find them.

shy shy shy!

so here i am looking for shay raviv this amazing music guy from violet vision electro scene
and this is what i am faced with
http://www.facebook.com/family/Raviv/1
five hundred people named raviv?

like he would ever respond to an email . . .

i can't even fathom why facebook searches so poorly . . . oh yeah beacuse it is less than bing which is less than google which is less than total omniscience which is less than darpa.

even though google's blogger can be cutely censory!

http://www.darpa.mil/about.html

(apocalypse metal song here)

so anyway google is going to try to kill facebook (which is already twitching with the "google me"* razzledazzle coming out soon. watch out facebook!)

i am telling you guys facebook is so dead and you guys are acting like warmed over myspace corpses!!!!!

as the awesome videos of my awesome friend david soldi playing seriously awesome guitar
are now a big facebook secret and not even on Youtube

because that would be so much more universal
accessible

and indexable.

required reading for facebookers and band managers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Index_(search_engine)

you might not want to keep it so facebook hush-hush if you are really all that brilliant!

i don't know.
maybe you do.

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